Twenty one years is simply nowhere near enough time for murdering an 18 day old child just because he interrupted a videogame, and how does this piece of slime get away with manslaughter? Pretty damn revolting stuff, makes you just shake your head and wonder what's going on with our legal system.

Details after the jump.

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For those of us keeping tabs on the latest Dragon Quest title that gives us as a sword and a horde of grinning things to cut up with it, Square Enix's Dragon Quest Swords: The Masked Queen and the Tower of Mirrors, here are three TV spots that not only gives us a sneak peek at gameplay, but also some of the characters we'll be traveling with in our journey of slashing things up with sharp metal objects. Since they're all in Japanese, let's just appreciate the eye candy.

One thing to note in the videos are the slimes you'll be facing off against, and it's rather cute - and disturbing -  that they've retained the ability to stack themselves up on each other, before molding together into one BIG slime. Nothing new about that, but it's certainly scary to it actually happen in front of you. And it's still smiling!

In any case, enjoy the TV spots.

The other TV spots after the jump!

You gotta give it to Square Enix. They have practically established themselves as one of the best game-makers of our generation, and they are so revered, that the moment they announce a game, the population rejoices and the world suddenly becomes a better place once again.

And so it was when DQ fans got wind of the upcoming Wii title, Dragon Quest Swords: The Masked Queen and the Tower of Mirrors. The cha-cha was danced, some broke into song, and most started practicing their shield blocks and sword parries. ... Well, the game DOES require you to use the Wiimote as a sword and a shield afterall.

Also, who are we to argue when the Dragon Quest creator himself has made it this way? So when Yuuji Horii tells you to block with the nunchuck attachment, you do as you're told, dammit. See those cute green Slimes in these new V-Jump scans? If Horii says you have to cut through them with your Wiimote, then you do just that.

The Square Enix charm remains strong. Never mind that the game is the 24678th installment to a series, or if it's about a chocobo who can read, or a slime ball who has to save his village of other slime balls. It's already a given that we'd fall for it each and every time because Squeenix works with things that we've fallen in love with long ago, things that are already close to our hearts, but given a different twist. Now that's some strong magic right there.

More images of Horii's hit-list after the Jump!