Yeah. It has to be fake. But looking at the patent for a Wii toaster is a heck of a lot more fun than having to survive through the long, dark, mid-Saturday funk when all the good cartoons have already been shown on TV and prime time is still hours away (bring back Transformers, darn it).

The German site playfully asks if this is fact or fiction. If our terrible German translation is correct (hey, we're just making educated guesses based on English-language cognates), the toaster makes game toast disks (or something like that) to replace the outmoded GameBoy system. Hm.