Well slap my butt and call me "Shirley!" This report just came in with the help of our internet hamsters. The three new games you can expect to see this week on the virtual console are Streets of Rage 2, Blazing Lazers, and Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong's Quest.

As you can evidently see, you can expect a lot of butt-whooping in this week's offerings.

In Sega's Streets of Rage 2, you're tasked with taking down Mr. X and his army of thugs with your fists and fighting skills. In Hudson Soft's Blazing Lazers, you have to kick some interplanetary behind as you set out to destroy an entire space fleet by your lonesome. Lastly, monkeys have huge rear ends, and it goes to show that Rare's Diddy Kong's Quest is no slouch in the butt-whacking department as Diddy Kong teams up with his pals to rescue Donkey Kong.

Streets of Rage 2 is priced at 800 Wii Points, with Blazing Lazers and Donkey Kong Country 2 costing gamers 600 and 800 Wii Points, respectively.